Christian Yelich sucks

by Fred Hofstetter on May 29, 2019

Christian Yelich sucks. I'm sick of this right now. He really messed this thing up for us, and me.

Christian Yelich Sucks

Man, that really sucked. Christian Yelich really sucked today. Photo via Brewers Twitter.

Christian Yelich sucked tonight even though the game isn’t over yet, striking out a couple times and looking particularly bad doing it when I saw him swinging and missing those couple times.

The second time I remember him striking out, it was the 8th inning and the tying run was on deck. It would have been way better if he would have walked, got a base hit or hit a game-tying home run. But nope, he sucked. And now we’re going to lose.

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